It’s GMA’s birthday yesterday and she celebrated it in Pampanga and Pangasinan (her baluarte).
I’ve heard her original plan was to celebrate it in Jollibee, however her PSGs warned her of suspicious looking guys (and a woman with a blue streak of hair) hovering inside her favorite branch. So she didn’t proceed. Instead she attempted to change the venue of her celebration and visit her favorite park near Manila bay then go to baywalk. Tough luck. In Luneta some people were suspiciously hiding their black shirts underneath their regular clothes. Quesehodang mainit. She was also warned not to go to baywalk because some of the families there were walking while doing the “pitik” sign. Even the kids.
It was getting late so she suggested riding the MRT instead of her usual presidential convoy. Ooops! Bad idea, said mister head of security. People wearing black were hoarding MRT tickets, and also doing the “pitik” sign while doing so.
After Pampanga and Pangasinan, she just went home to La Vista and watched TV. The senate just gave her the most wonderful gift, a movement dedicated solely for her… wait… oh, it’s a movement dedicated for her resignation.
Her day was so taxing (sounds like Thaksin noh?) she just went straight to bed and slept.
Birthdays are no longer fun.
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