Okay. Down with the jungle bolos, arnis sticks and the magnum. I will just play the devil’s advocate and smack you fanatics out of your hypnosis.
Here’s why I believe he will lose against… who’s the guy again? Larios?
- He has a sore thumb from all that unlimited texting.
- He has gained so much weight from eating Magnolia ice cream and chicken mcdo, paksiw cooked using datu puti vinegar and Dolly Tuna.
- He has a damaged liver from taking Alaxan for 11 years.
- He will be drunk come fight day from drinking all that SMB.
- His brother Bobby hid all his Darlington (or was it burlington?) socks.
- He will have a sore throat from an evening of endless singing via the Magic Sing.
- His No Fear briefs will be too tight.
- Jericho Rosales will fight in his behalf.
You know, I really want Manny to win, but seeing his mug all over the place is starting to make me nauseous.