Jewel in the Phallus (oops!)

Madame, madame, madame. You never fail to amuse us.

I know she just launched her jewelry collection (I assume not the sequestered kind). The items were actually nice, although I can’t help but feel my merienda start to go up my esophagus, and attempted to come out the same way it came in, when I read this in her website:

Certificate of Authenticity

Hell, indeed, hath frozen over.

P.S.

And don’t forget those yummy wallpapers for your PC. At least if you want to have your PC infested, you can do it the Madame way.

imelda-wallpaper.jpg

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