Kanina, while on my way to work after my morning gym session, a not so pa-mhin na sister (as in bading) got in the same jeepney I was riding. Wearing only his/her short shorts and t-shirt na pambahay, sister paid his pamasahe while yakking away at full volume on his Nokia 1100.
Pagirl bading: Ay… graveh you should you know… (wrsh wrsh wala kwenta terms) where I work davah… Heller…
Me: (rolls eyes)
Pagirl bading: Kasi naman sa call center where I work… wrsh wrsh walang kwenta terms ulit… I mean you know…
Me: (tried to look for a blunt weapon- to whack him with – inside my bag)
Pagirl bading: You know you should apply to the call center where I work… (wrsh wrsh darn pagirl faggot is not stopping and everyone’s starting to get irritated)… para masaya magkasama na tayo sa graveyard sa call center… (Yah we know you work for a friggin’ call center!)
Me (talks to the driver): Eh maluwag na yata turnilyo nitong isang to.
Pagirl bading: O so you text me na lang or call me para I’ll help you out when you apply sa call center… (darn call centers bat di pa sumabog. hmph)
Me: (gets my iFod to block the irritating noise and prevent further violence).
Pagirl bading (reading a text message this time at full volume): Oh my gawd, this is so masaya naman… wersh wersh reading walang kwenta message… wersh wersh…
Me: (umiinit na talaga ulo)
Pagirl bading: Mama para sa side.
Me: At last bumaba din…
Drayber: Tang*** bakla yan ang ingay. Salot.
No wonder we get treated this way. 😛